Fluoride is GOOD!! Osteoporosis is COOL!!

Many of you know that the high levels of fluoride in our drinking water may lead to osteoporosis, but what you probably didn't know is that osteoporosis is cool! Here are the top 5 reasons to covet this condition: 1. Be the pimp with the limp; canes are coming back in style in a big way. But those posers won't have anything on you! 2. You're more likely to break your bones which means handicapped spots aka vip access everywhere! 3. You can say "wanna bone" to people and if they reject you, you can go, "oh, I wasn't asking, I was saying. I want a bone. A better bone. Because my bones are weak. I have osteoporosis." 4. You'll get to to spend more time at the doctor's which is cool because it's also really expensive! Look at you, Fancy, shmancy! Big spenda! 5. If you ever want people to leave you alone you can start wailing, "my b0ones! My poor, weak, brittle bones!" And if they still won't go, ask them to get you some calcium chews because you're obviously going through an osteoporosis related emergency