TRUMP SAYS THE SKY IS AN MS-13 GANG MEMBER: "WHEN THE WALL IS FINISHED, WE'RE GOING TO BUILD THE CEILING"

An image released by the White House with the phrase "MS-13" edited onto the offending clouds, April 23, 2025, The White House.

In breaking news, President Donald J. Trump has just released photographic evidence that the sky is actually an MS-13 Gang member.

                Sharing the image on site at Mar-A-Lago, where secret service agents could be seen indiscriminately discharging their weapons at the sky, Trump issued a statement on his controversial immigration policies and his poor golf match in one. “They said vote blue no matter who, and look where that gets you? M.. S… 13 gang member,” Trump gestured at the rather sinister blue sky above.

"You know, we might as well call this one an MS14 gang member,” He joked, having exceeded his handicap by as many strokes, thanks in no small part to the wind and particularly the sun, which the sky had allowed to get into the President’s eyes. “They said, the sky can’t be a gang member, they said Trump, that’s the sky, the sky is a fine and innocent sky. But he’s got clouds you can see, clear as day, that’s why they call it that- clear as DAY, saying MS-13. Transnational crime ring. Bad guy. Beats his wife, probably.”

As liberals slaver at the mouth to rebuke the President’s noble efforts to send human beings to labor camps, the proof continues to pile in, if liberals would only look up.

Citing judicial findings, weather reports, and multiple gang unit investigations, as well as the President’s own very apparent sunburn, the Trump administration has defended the President’s courageous use of the Aliens and Enemies act to swiftly address the threat at our borders.

“I have gone to the top people, all of the top people actually, and we all agree, we need much better border security. When the wall is finished, we’re going to build the ceiling actually. And it’s going to be tremendous.”

Some meteorologists, economists and farmers, however, seem to disagree. Referencing mass deportations and the labor shortages and higher food prices that have  resulted, Cynthia Englebaum, a Palm Beach meteorologist, went on the record to say, “The wall was one thing, and it’s already had negative consequences on American agriculture, but the impact that building a ceiling could have on this industry? To secure America from the sky? That would be disastrous.”

Trump responded, unfazed but for a dab of zinc oxide on his nose, a stoic callback to the bandage he’d worn on his ear following the infamous assassination attempt, “See this is why we have to get rid of DEI. Why are we taking comments from weather girls? She acts like she’s never heard of a sun lamp. Great legs though.”

“I was elected to Make America Great Again,” Trump concluded gravely, “If the sky is looking for a wind war, and take it from me, it was today, that’s why I didn’t make par, well, then it’s gonna get real windy, folks, real windy.”