JOE BIDEN CLAPS BACK @HATERS WHO SAY HE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED WITHIN 2000 FT OF A SCHOOL OR DAYCARE

"Listen here, Slick," President Joe Biden said, leaning over the podium, "I've been in the koolaid, and I know when someone's drinking it. And I know how to make it too."

The President took a dignified breath, "I don't care if you're fruit punch or grape. I don't care if you like watermelon, or fried chicken, or asian women, or twinks. How many pushups can you do? No really, how many pushups can you do?"

"Don't even vote for me," The President continued in an authoritative tone, "I got something to tell you, I don't need your vote. Who even are you? Matter of fact, where the hell am I? What time is it? What.. What.."

The President's address was unfortunately cut short for unknown reasons. At press time, haters had not responded to our request for comment.